简短有趣 适合用来逗人开心（可以分享给朋友）

不要保留一杯过去的酒，过去的一切都会被吐出来

Don"t keep a glass of wine from the past, everything in the past will be spit out

感冒了，因为打快乐房东牌，我的队友往我头上倒了一桶水

I caught a cold. My teammate poured a bucket of water on my head because I played the happy landlord card

漂亮的人就是没有大腿

Beautiful people just don"t have legs

我想去天堂，但我找不到电梯

I want to go to heaven, but I can"t find the elevator

肉长大后可以减少，但长大后不能食用

Meat can be reduced when it grows up, but it can"t be eaten when it grows up

静静地放屁，希望风能把它吹进你的嘴里

Fart quietly, hoping the wind will blow it into your mouth

作为一个过路人，我给年轻人的建议是：不要来

As a passer-by, my advice to young people is: don"t come

夏天很浪漫。我想邀请你

Summer is romantic. I want to invite you

我决定扔一枚硬币，把它扔到一边去学习

I decided to throw a coin and put it aside to study

我非常喜欢数学，你只给我写名字的权利！

I like math very much. You only give me the right to write my name!

在知识的海洋中，我是一条淡水鱼

In the ocean of knowledge, I am a freshwater fish

为了让自己变得优雅，拉面改名为方便面

In order to make yourself elegant, ramen was renamed instant noodles

我真的不想用我无尽的丰富词汇攻击你贫瘠的语言。

I really don"t want to attack your barren language with my endless rich vocabulary.

我在支付宝找到了平衡点，我那颗犹豫不决的心不在悬念。

I found a shilly Shally point in Alipay, and my indecisive heart was no longer suspense.

苦难的海洋是无边无际的。你想上我的船吗

The ocean of suffering is boundless. Do you want to get on my boat

谁会带走那个没用的孩子？不管怎么说，我是个懒汉

Who will take the useless child? Anyway, I"m a lazy man