每日一笑的短句子 幽默风趣（一笑解千愁）

我们从来不抄作业，我们只是答案的搬运工！

We never fry homework, we are just porters of the answer!

平时骂你就算了，非要我动手，才知道我“文武双全”！

Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I will know that I am both literati and martial arts!

一般一个人说，“不是我吹牛”，这句话的时候，它就开始要吹牛了！

Generally, when a person says, "I"m not bragging", it starts to brag!

都说我脾气不好，笑话，长得好看，脾气还好，那还得了！

They say I have bad temper, jokes, good-looking, good temper, that"s OK!

你不说话，还能让人有点幻想，一张口说话，一点点幻想都破灭了！

If you don"t speak, you can also make people have some illusions. If you speak with one mouth, you will be disillusioned!

这个社会，什么都是假的，只有穷才是真的！

In this society, everything is fake, only poverty is true!

成年人的世界，除了长胖容易，什么都不容易！

In the adult world, everything is not easy except getting fat!

开好车的不一定是土豪，也有可能是修理工呢！

It"s not necessarily the local tyrant who drives a good car, but also the repairman!

上帝是公平的，给了你丑的外表，一定会给你低的智商，因为这样才会显得协调！

God is fair, give you ugly appearance, will give you low intelligence quotient, because this will appear harmonious!

有的人是笑起来很好笑，但是你是看起来很好笑！

Some people laugh funny, but you look funny!

天气越来越冷了，如果以后我不回复你消息了，并不是我高冷，而是我手冷！

The weather is getting colder and colder. If I don"t reply to your message in the future, it"s not that I am cold, but my hands are cold!

日久不一定生请，但是一定会生娃！

Time does not necessarily give birth to please, but will give birth to baby!