那些沙雕搞笑的全国统一现象的句子 俏皮可爱（引人共鸣）
1.你的压岁钱妈妈给你存着，等你长大了再给你。
Your lucky money is saved by your mother and will be given to you when you grow up.
2.妈，我腰疼，你哪里有腰。
Mom, I have a lumbago. Where do you have a lumbago.
3.左眼跳财，右眼跳灾。
The left eye jumps wealth, the right eye jumps disaster.
4.小孩子白天玩火，晚上容易尿床。
Children play with fire during the day and tend to wet the bed at night.
5.在屋里打伞，会长不高。
It"s not high to take an umbrella in the house.
6.不敢听自己发出去的语音。
I dare not listen to my voice.
7.橡皮筋两圈太松，三圈太紧。
The rubber band is too loose two times and too tight three times.
8.困的眼睛都睁不开了，躺到被窝里又不困了。
Sleepy eyes are unable to open, lying in the bed and not sleepy.
9.你排的队伍一定比旁边的慢。
Your line must be slower than the one next to you.
10.回家的路总是比去时路短。
The way home is always shorter than the way to go.
11.扒学校课桌上睡觉特别香。
It"s very nice to sleep on the school desk.
12.大学军训你盼着下雨，可偏偏是晴天。
You look forward to rain in military training, but it"s sunny.
13.每年的高考前后一定会下雨。
It will rain every year before and after the college entrance examination.
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